What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How to use Google's AI-powered NotebookLM — 5 tips to get started - Tom's Guide

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dozens of Israeli children develop malignant tumors from sperm donor - The Jerusalem Post

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Summer Game Fest Viewership Jumps 89% to Record 50 Million Livestreams - Variety

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

US Stock Futures Advance as Trade Talks Continue: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Why can't I lose weight?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

We Still Don’t Know How Tickling Works But a New ‘Tickle Lab’ at a University is Finding Out - Good News Network

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

New Covid strain hits holiday hotspots as three new symptoms flagged - Cork Beo

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Controversial Call Leads To Oregon Losing By A Run - University of Oregon Athletics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Marvel Tōkon Fighting Souls dev Arc System Works has its own ‘direct’ coming - Polygon

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Is Trump a complete idiot?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Loons and Moons

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